Get ready to press play, because the nerds are taking over. Just as Hollywood gears up for some of its biggest franchise returns, the clever minds at Nerds of Porn are crashing the party by re-releasing the director’s cuts of their most popular parodies: ‘Squirt Game,’ ‘NICK3Y: The AI Sex Doll,’ and the award-nominated ‘Jeffrassic Porn.’
The studio is strategically dropping these revamped films on its Pornhub channel, aiming to ride the massive wave of pop culture hype. It’s a move that Adam Christopher, performer and the brand’s head of production, sees as a stroke of genius.
“The timing couldn’t be more perfect, with the summer releases of the final season of Squid Game, M3GAN movie sequel, and a new Jurassic dino movie dominating the beginning of the summer entertainment landscape,” Christopher said.
Riding the Hype Train
Nerds of Porn is aligning its releases with some serious blockbuster buzz. The re-release of ‘Squirt Game’ and ‘NICK3Y’ on Friday, June 27, comes as anticipation builds for the second season of Netflix’s “Squid Game,” slated for later in 2024, and as the killer-doll franchise “M3GAN” continues to be a hot topic ahead of its sequel’s 2025 release.
Then, on July 2, ‘Jeffrassic Porn: A Nerds of Porn Theme Park’ will stomp back onto screens, perfectly timed to coincide with the excitement for the new, untitled “Jurassic World” movie scheduled to hit theaters in July 2025. It’s a classic parody porn playbook: catch the mainstream zeitgeist and give it a sexy, satirical twist.
More Than Just a Re-Upload
So, what’s new? These aren’t just the versions you’ve seen before. The studio is promising exclusive director’s cuts packed with additional scenes and behind-the-scenes footage, offering fans a deeper and more intimate look at the productions.
This move is also part of a larger strategy for the brand. Nerds of Porn is transitioning to release its content exclusively on Pornhub. This reflects a growing industry trend where creators and studios are using major platforms to build a direct line to their audience, cutting out the middleman and fostering a dedicated community. It’s all about giving the fans what they want, right from the source.
A Cast of Cult Favorites
A great parody needs a great cast, and Nerds of Porn delivered. The revamped releases feature a roster of fan favorites who bring these nerdy fantasies to life.
- ‘Squirt Game’ stars Japanese superstar Marica Hase alongside Adam Christopher in a very, very wet version of the deadly competition.
- ‘NICK3Y: The AI Sex Doll’ features the magnetic Nickey Huntsman as the titular robot who’s a little too human-like for comfort.
- ‘Jeffrassic Porn’ sees Christopher channeling his inner Jeff Goldblum, complete with witty one-liners and chaotic energy. The film also showcases a diverse supporting cast, including trans performer Aphrodite Adams, alt-queen Nikki Zee, and BBW performer/director Dahlia Von Knight.
As the studio goes all-in on its new Pornhub-exclusive model, these re-releases serve as both a treat for existing fans and a bold invitation to new ones. By tapping into the stories the world is already talking about, Nerds of Porn proves that in the battle for our attention, a little bit of geeky, sexy fun always wins.
For more info and to catch the premieres, you can check out Nerds of Porn on Pornhub or follow the brand on Instagram and X.
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