I’ll F**k Myself: Leana Lovings and Shay Sights Get Slimy in Wild ‘The Substance’ Parody
I’ll F**k Myself: Leana Lovings and Shay Sights Get Slimy in Wild ‘The Substance’ Parody

I’ll F**k Myself: Leana Lovings and Shay Sights Get Slimy in Wild ‘The Substance’ Parody

If you thought the Cannes Film Festival hit ‘The Substance’ was a trip, wait until you see what Brazzers has cooked up. The studio just dropped a gooey, horny, and brilliantly bizarre parody starring award-winning fan favorites Leana Lovings and Shay Sights, and it’s everything you didn’t know you needed.

Titled “I’m So Slick – I’ll F**k Myself,” the scene pays homage to the body-horror film’s central idea: creating a younger, perfect version of yourself. But this being Brazzers, they’ve added a whole lot more… lubrication.

Out of the Back and Onto the Floor

The scene opens with stunning MILF Shay Sights admiring her reflection after a sweaty workout. Things take a sci-fi turn when she collapses, and a slick, naked Leana Lovings literally crawls out of her back. Instead of screaming in terror, Shay is instantly turned on, and what follows is an intense, slippery, and downright messy lesbian encounter all over the bathroom.

For Lovings, the bizarre premise was all part of the fun. Fresh off winning International Female Performer of the Year in Italy, she dove headfirst into the role—and the slime.

“Returning to Brazzers with a parody of ‘The Substance’ was a nice surprise this year, and I had a wonderful time as Shay Sights’ sexually curious other half,” Lovings shared. “I can very clearly remember what it was like to step on set, naked and ready for the slime that would cover us. At some point you just know it’s going to be an interesting day on set, and perhaps it’s when you’re ‘movie magic-ing’ your hand through someone’s back.”

A Parody with Pedigree

This isn’t just a random slimy romp; it’s a timely take on one of 2024’s most talked-about films. The original movie, directed by Coralie Fargeat and starring Demi Moore and Margaret Qualley, earned rave reviews and a Best Screenplay award at Cannes for its sharp commentary on beauty standards and aging. Brazzers has a long history of creating high-production parodies of mainstream hits, and this one fits right into their wheelhouse, turning a dark cinematic concept into a gleefully sexual fantasy.

Fans online are already buzzing, praising the wild concept and the electric chemistry between the two performers. Shay Sights has been fueling the hype, sharing clips and comments with her followers on X, clearly thrilled with the final, glistening product.

The Meteoric Rise of Leana Lovings

The project is another major notch on the belt for Leana Lovings, whose career has been nothing short of explosive since her 2021 debut. A former university student with a double major in Biology and Psychology, Lovings built a massive following as a cam model before conquering the studio world. She’s since been named Adult Empire’s Pornstar of the Year twice, snagged AVN and XBIZ awards, and landed on magazine covers from HUSTLER to AVN.

Her authenticity and girl-next-door charm, combined with an uninhibited sexuality, have made her one of the industry’s most in-demand stars. Whether she’s creating intimate content for her OnlyFans, starring in VR scenes, or getting covered in sci-fi goo for Brazzers, Lovings brings a unique energy that connects with fans worldwide.

As she summed up her experience on the surreal set:

“As always, it’s so much fun to be a part of projects like these!”

And for fans of creative, high-concept porn, the feeling is definitely mutual.

If you thought the Cannes Film Festival hit ‘The Substance’ was a trip, wait until you see what Brazzers has cooked up. The studio just dropped a gooey, horny, and brilliantly bizarre parody starring award-winning fan favorites Leana Lovings and Shay Sights, and it’s everything you didn’t know you needed.

Titled “I’m So Slick – I’ll F**k Myself,” the scene pays homage to the body-horror film’s central idea: creating a younger, perfect version of yourself. But this being Brazzers, they’ve added a whole lot more… lubrication.

Out of the Back and Onto the Floor

The scene opens with stunning MILF Shay Sights admiring her reflection after a sweaty workout. Things take a sci-fi turn when she collapses, and a slick, naked Leana Lovings literally crawls out of her back. Instead of screaming in terror, Shay is instantly turned on, and what follows is an intense, slippery, and downright messy lesbian encounter all over the bathroom.

For Lovings, the bizarre premise was all part of the fun. Fresh off winning International Female Performer of the Year in Italy, she dove headfirst into the role—and the slime.

“Returning to Brazzers with a parody of ‘The Substance’ was a nice surprise this year, and I had a wonderful time as Shay Sights’ sexually curious other half,” Lovings shared. “I can very clearly remember what it was like to step on set, naked and ready for the slime that would cover us. At some point you just know it’s going to be an interesting day on set, and perhaps it’s when you’re ‘movie magic-ing’ your hand through someone’s back.”

A Parody with Pedigree

This isn’t just a random slimy romp; it’s a timely take on one of 2024’s most talked-about films. The original movie, directed by Coralie Fargeat and starring Demi Moore and Margaret Qualley, earned rave reviews and a Best Screenplay award at Cannes for its sharp commentary on beauty standards and aging. Brazzers has a long history of creating high-production parodies of mainstream hits, and this one fits right into their wheelhouse, turning a dark cinematic concept into a gleefully sexual fantasy.

Fans online are already buzzing, praising the wild concept and the electric chemistry between the two performers. Shay Sights has been fueling the hype, sharing clips and comments with her followers on X, clearly thrilled with the final, glistening product.

The Meteoric Rise of Leana Lovings

The project is another major notch on the belt for Leana Lovings, whose career has been nothing short of explosive since her 2021 debut. A former university student with a double major in Biology and Psychology, Lovings built a massive following as a cam model before conquering the studio world. She’s since been named Adult Empire’s Pornstar of the Year twice, snagged AVN and XBIZ awards, and landed on magazine covers from HUSTLER to AVN.

Her authenticity and girl-next-door charm, combined with an uninhibited sexuality, have made her one of the industry’s most in-demand stars. Whether she’s creating intimate content for her OnlyFans, starring in VR scenes, or getting covered in sci-fi goo for Brazzers, Lovings brings a unique energy that connects with fans worldwide.

As she summed up her experience on the surreal set:

“As always, it’s so much fun to be a part of projects like these!”

And for fans of creative, high-concept porn, the feeling is definitely mutual.

If you thought the Cannes Film Festival hit ‘The Substance’ was a trip, wait until you see what Brazzers has cooked up. The studio just dropped a gooey, horny, and brilliantly bizarre parody starring award-winning fan favorites Leana Lovings and Shay Sights, and it’s everything you didn’t know you needed.

Titled “I’m So Slick – I’ll F**k Myself,” the scene pays homage to the body-horror film’s central idea: creating a younger, perfect version of yourself. But this being Brazzers, they’ve added a whole lot more… lubrication.

Out of the Back and Onto the Floor

The scene opens with stunning MILF Shay Sights admiring her reflection after a sweaty workout. Things take a sci-fi turn when she collapses, and a slick, naked Leana Lovings literally crawls out of her back. Instead of screaming in terror, Shay is instantly turned on, and what follows is an intense, slippery, and downright messy lesbian encounter all over the bathroom.

For Lovings, the bizarre premise was all part of the fun. Fresh off winning International Female Performer of the Year in Italy, she dove headfirst into the role—and the slime.

“Returning to Brazzers with a parody of ‘The Substance’ was a nice surprise this year, and I had a wonderful time as Shay Sights’ sexually curious other half,” Lovings shared. “I can very clearly remember what it was like to step on set, naked and ready for the slime that would cover us. At some point you just know it’s going to be an interesting day on set, and perhaps it’s when you’re ‘movie magic-ing’ your hand through someone’s back.”

A Parody with Pedigree

This isn’t just a random slimy romp; it’s a timely take on one of 2024’s most talked-about films. The original movie, directed by Coralie Fargeat and starring Demi Moore and Margaret Qualley, earned rave reviews and a Best Screenplay award at Cannes for its sharp commentary on beauty standards and aging. Brazzers has a long history of creating high-production parodies of mainstream hits, and this one fits right into their wheelhouse, turning a dark cinematic concept into a gleefully sexual fantasy.

Fans online are already buzzing, praising the wild concept and the electric chemistry between the two performers. Shay Sights has been fueling the hype, sharing clips and comments with her followers on X, clearly thrilled with the final, glistening product.

The Meteoric Rise of Leana Lovings

The project is another major notch on the belt for Leana Lovings, whose career has been nothing short of explosive since her 2021 debut. A former university student with a double major in Biology and Psychology, Lovings built a massive following as a cam model before conquering the studio world. She’s since been named Adult Empire’s Pornstar of the Year twice, snagged AVN and XBIZ awards, and landed on magazine covers from HUSTLER to AVN.

Her authenticity and girl-next-door charm, combined with an uninhibited sexuality, have made her one of the industry’s most in-demand stars. Whether she’s creating intimate content for her OnlyFans, starring in VR scenes, or getting covered in sci-fi goo for Brazzers, Lovings brings a unique energy that connects with fans worldwide.

As she summed up her experience on the surreal set:

“As always, it’s so much fun to be a part of projects like these!”

And for fans of creative, high-concept porn, the feeling is definitely mutual.

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